ICE CREAM MACHINE

I HAD 8000 POINTS AND 6 LIVES STILL AND WAS DOING SO WELL

BUT THEN MY COMPUTER FROZE UP

AND I GOT AN AUTOMATIC GAME OVER

BLLLLLLLLLEEEEHHHHHHH

I actually won the lottery when I was a newbie. :D It was only like, 50K but jesus that was a lot. I flipped out so much though because I logged on and SUDDENLY HAD EXTRA MONEY WHAT and I posted on the help boards asking if anyone knew and they were like HAVE YOU BEEN HACKED and I was BUT I HAVE MORE MONEY THEN BEFORE D:

I don’t remember how I ever figured it out

I also won the fruit machine. I won 25K and a strawberry fields forever paint brush. Like the newbie I was, I again flipped because OMG PAINT BRUSHHHH and made a jubjub just to paint it. I later abandoned it in disgust. I don’t even remember the name ):

How come we only win good stuff when we’re newbies

I remember my first trolling attempt ever was on Neopets

I went on the Newbies board and posed as one of the Geico cavemen upset at being misrepresented in the commercials vov

What was most absurd was the people trying desperately to prove that no, I was not, in fact, a caveman from a commercial

mamicryingalonewithcake:

nngh the nostalgia………..

neopianpimp:

From now through February 24th, visit the Faerie Quests page to receive a free item and a quest! (This is very similar to the Rebuilding Faerieland Event, for those that were there to witness it.)

• Be sure to visit the quest page every day! According to the FAQ, there will be a bonus for those who do!
• Add faerie quests to your JN dailies to help you remember!
• We have updated our quest guide with the new Crafting Faerie items
• Faerie quest event recaps have been moved to a new place
• Help us model some of the new NC prizes!

The lab ray zapped Wally today does anyone want him. Full name is Baby_Wally_Bally please note he has a case of the sneezles

What is happening in the Neopets tag with Omegle I want to try…………

I seriously remember when the white paint brush was like only 100K

I mean what even happened there

mercerism:

NEOPOINT GIVEAWAY!

yo, tumblr. do you play neopets? of course you do. that’s why you’re still reading this. I too played neopets, with an emphasis on the use of past tense. I accumulated some sweet riches in my day, and have around 3.6 million NP leftover, rotting on my abandoned account!

so if you want to win bags and bags of my sick virtual loot,  just do the following:

• like this post once.
• reblog it no more than two times. 

do not feel compelled to follow me. seriously, that’s unnecessary. I mean, if you like awesome Valve stuff and zombies and grey alien people then sure, but otherwise, it won’t get you any closer to rolling in glittering pet site dough. 

anyway, that’s it! this giveaway ends on Saturday, February 4th, 8PM. not a lot of time between then and now, which makes your odds even better, right?

by the way, there will be more than one winner. in fact, there will be THREEEEEE, THREEEEEEE WINNERS.

• (1st prize) the big kahuna will receive 3mil
• (2nd prize) the slightly smaller kahuna will receive 500k
• (3rd prize) and the well-it’s-still-something-guy will receive 100k

Good luck! 

wollipyos:

Or you know, have one they’d be willing to sell?

Lab Piece #5?

Oh geezzzzzzz good luck with that ): It took me FOREVER to find that one on the trading post. I think the guy ripped me off too but by then I was all WHATEVER